i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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