I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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Oh Jesus.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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