Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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