Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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