Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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