It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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