Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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