What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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