so explain again why im purple
no
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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