when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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