Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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