I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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