dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize