Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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