i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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