Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
