i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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