u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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