She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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