Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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