eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too