Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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