it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
