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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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