I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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