Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i barfeds in our rink
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My bed smells like the plague
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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