Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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