So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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