Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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