So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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