she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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