they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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