I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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