dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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