Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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