I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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