She's JV to your varsity
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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