i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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