so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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