I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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