I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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