This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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