Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  That reminds me...we need to get swords

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): That reminds me...we need to get swords http://tfl.nu/9ivg
  Replies (15) Good night (7310) Bad night (1149)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen http://tfl.nu/envk
  Replies (9) Good night (1404) Bad night (5353)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Not even marginally surprised

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family (812): Not even marginally surprised http://tfl.nu/oyoq
  Replies (8) Good night (3428) Bad night (2111)
• Favorite

  (+35): View more from

  Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+35): Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me? http://tfl.nu/6cfp
  Replies (12) Good night (974) Bad night (4104)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it. http://tfl.nu/z8s5
  Replies (6) Good night (1162) Bad night (3123)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning... http://tfl.nu/es8o
  Replies (6) Good night (2803) Bad night (866)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable http://tfl.nu/50aw
  Replies (7) Good night (1185) Bad night (2585)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends http://tfl.nu/i1vw
  Replies (3) Good night (1844) Bad night (822)
• Favorite

  (+65): View more from

  Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+65): Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences. http://tfl.nu/3qzr
  Replies (1) Good night (1387) Bad night (466)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car http://tfl.nu/h2al
  Replies (11) Good night (588) Bad night (416)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us. http://tfl.nu/qccw
  Replies (2) Good night (530) Bad night (330)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around... http://tfl.nu/dav9
  Replies (0) Good night (782) Bad night (336)
• Favorite

  (251): View more from Alabama

  Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (251): Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling. http://tfl.nu/lulr
  Replies (4) Good night (426) Bad night (914)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  3 2 1 whiskey

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): 3 2 1 whiskey http://tfl.nu/jfg7
  Replies (1) Good night (763) Bad night (332)
• Favorite

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (808): I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal... http://tfl.nu/l81c
  Replies (1) Good night (266) Bad night (386)

Randomize