I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.