Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Terrible idea I love it
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.