im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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