Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(785): View more from Kansas

I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best

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(516): View more from New York

See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil

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(443): View more from Maryland

She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia

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(303): View more from Colorado

im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre

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(810): View more from Michigan

I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.

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