I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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