I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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