Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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