i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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