Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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