I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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