the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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