we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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