How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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