forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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