Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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